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Trigger:

  • Was Dick Jacobs murdered?
  • anything mentioning alcohol

Content:

You receive a newspaper clipping from the Pneumatic tube that says:

Local Cloth-Cutter, Dick Jacobs, Found Dead

By Walter Lafong

Daylight Staff Reporter

AMP officials are reporting that the body of local cloth-cutter, Dick Jacobs, was found at the base of a nearby Sky Train tower early this morning. Officials are using Jacobs [sic] unfortunate and accidental passing as a lesson in the dangers of excess. "While Dick Jacobs was certainly an upstanding citizen and caring husband, he was not without his vices. His death, while tragic, is also a warning against the excessive consumption of alcohol." Dick is survived by his wife, Eva Jacobs.

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